Monday, 29 October 2007
Last Thursday, former CEC, Mr. T.N. Seshan delivered a talk spanning over an hour at IIT M. After that, he answered questions for nearly an hour. His energy at his age amazed me.
Here are some of his more memorable quotes (in no particular order) from the talk. Many of them are funny. The fun element may not strike one now but Mr. Seshan’s manner of conveying them made the audience burst into peals of laughter.
- ‘What do you call yourselves? IIT Chennai or Madras? Still Madras. One of these days, they’ll pass a legislation and make you change your name!’
- ‘From just about 20 universities at the time of independence, we now have 300, some deemed, some doomed, some open, some closed!’
- ‘There is an age for making love too.’ – when asked by a student that the minimum age for Lok Sabha should be reduced from 25 to 21. No doubt that the question was stupid and the guy kuntry.
- ‘In medieval North India, there were many kings. A fought with B, B with C, C with D and D married A’s daughter.’
- ‘The Portuguese gave away
as dowry to get their princess married. What an ugly princess she must be! My father-in-law did not even give me two plots of land. But my wife isn’t ugly.’ Bombay
- ‘I’m not referring to any family.’ – after talking about dynastic politics
- ‘Some things are best left undefined.’ – when asked if the Constitution clearly defined the roles of the judiciary and legislature especially in the light of recent controversies and a hyperactive judiciary.
- ‘Someone remarked that the Calcutta HC has the right to pass an order to make a pilot flying in mid-air stop.’ – on the Indian judiciary
- ‘I will not talk about reservation. OC! BC! BBC!’
- On Mughal Rule:
- ‘Sher Shah built the roads which Mr. Vajpayee now made four lane.’
- ‘Akbar wanted integration of Hindus and Muslims. He started Din-I-Ilahi and for integration, started marrying Rajput princesses. By the time he died, Din-I-Ilahi was gone and the princesses widows.’
- ‘Aurangzeb was the first Taliban.’
- ‘Follow your dharma always. And don’t tell me it’s Hindu.’
Friday, 19 October 2007
For two years in
My cousin looked annoyed but somewhere inside I felt happy. After all, the number of vehicles in
However, soon I was to realize that my biggest problem was that I'd driven in
The traffic in
I had to be extra careful not to bump into the road divider. Here, the corporation's idea of a road divider is a string of hap-hazardly placed stones, most of them out of line. The best example:
There are one-way regulations even on arterial roads which require massive lane changing operations at junctions though they remove traffic signals. Effectively, you need to pause if the car or bus next to you wants to change lanes. Better to stop at the signal! A case in point is the triangular one-way involving
The fact is that these roads are wide enough to accommodate two-way traffic. Though the system does away with three traffic signals, you lose the time you save in traveling the extra distance (also leads to extra fuel) and the lane changing in junctions.
If a road needs to be declared one-way, I would say it should be
The best part was that we still managed to reach our destination safely. Thanks to God, my cousin offered to drive on the way back. I lost the bet but no regrets here.
P.S. How can driving in